Wow, You Look Terrible

You used to be a person. A real one - with hobbies, expendable income, and sex that was at least semi-annual. But then you had kids, and the more you became a parent, the less you became yourself. You love your children deeply, but most days you feel like nothing more than their service animal. That ends today (. . . just the second part. You can still love your kids.) Wow, You Look Terrible! is a beacon of hope to beleaguered parents across the globe. The revolutionary child-rearing techniques within will teach you how to: Save money on soccer by having your child join a cult Throw your kid''s entire birthday party in 17 minutes flat Get shredded abs while pulling your toddler out of a bounce house Rid your life of the Easter Bunny once and for all And much, much more. With illustrations, personal stories from the author, and a foreword by four-time father and beloved late night scamp Jimmy Kimmel, this book will take you down the righteous path of parenting less and living more.

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